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"A Hack and Slash Christmas Carol" - CD
Always wanted to go to the Hack and Slash Christmas Special, the Musical! but never been able to? Here's your chance to bring the music home to you (and the spoken stuff, as well)

This full-length, comical version of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" features the original music of composer Maia odriguez. Recorded in Los Angeles studios, it features live instrumentals from noted symphonic ensembles and vocals by New York and Los Angeles musical theater stars, including heartfelt vocal performances by John 'Ebenezer Hack' Davis and a dark, scolding performance by Matt Snyder as Christmas Future.

Only $15 - listen to a sample and buy your copy at CDbaby.com

Operation Swashbuckle - DVD
This comedy documentary takes you inside the war zones of Afghanistan and beyond as Hack & Slash entertain the troops. The movie documents the experiences of Hack, Slash and comedy-juggler Todd Key as they travel aboard helicopters, Hum-V’s and whatever else will carry them to forward operating bases that have, in many cases, never hosted entertainment before. Meet and laugh along with some of the men and women who are serving the country in challenging environments. See excerpts from hilarious shows under all kinds of conditions.

Highlights include:

The "Beer Song" in Africa
The Bed of Spikes in Kandahar
Fun with bomb-sniffing dogs
"The Day Pakistan Stood Still"
And much more!

Only $22 - watch the trailer and buy your copy at FilmBaby.com

Hack and Slash Christmas Special, the Musical! - DVD
Join Hack and Slash as they celebrate Christmas with 1000 of their pajama-clad friends. The DVD includes:

Highlights from four years of Christmas Specials
The all original two-hour musical version of A Christmas Carol with music by Maia Rodriguez
Ghostly Performances by the The Pyrates Royale, the The Tartan Terrors and Slash as Barry Croaker!
Animated cartoons by Brian Howard
Hosted by Hack and Slash and Mr. Jingles in all new footage
A surprise ending!

The DVD is 130 minutes long with 30 minutes of extras including:

Comedy magic by the Pickled Punks
Amazing feats by Michael Rosman
"Director’s Commentary" tee hee.

Only $22 - watch the trailer and buy your copy at FilmBaby.com

My Manliness Runneth Over - by Sir Nigel Hack Sir Nigel Hack's New Autobiography - Sold Out!

Read the shocking autobiography of Sir Nigel Hack. This is the book that explains why "that man... he can’t help it the way he is," why he was banned from three European Union countries and how he helped Franklin D. Roosevelt invent the portable carrying case! No copies currently available until the publisher beats the restraining order placed on them by Dom Delouise.