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This Week's Episode........ "Giant Spiders, Florida Sunshine, and TV Guys" March - 2001 |
Slash: Sleep!
Hooters Waitress: ......zzzzzzzz
Greetings People of Earth - before we get all chatty just a few items:
Hi to our Fans, Friends and Bill Collectors!
As you can see in a photograph provided by an eyewitness, Slash and Broon were attacked by giant spiders. Slash was unharmed....... Broon will be OK..... eventually. For more details, check out S-P-O-N-G-E.com where Slash's identical cousin Dr. Frank West is a good guy (sort-of) and Broon is evil.
So what's shakin' for Hack and Slash? I'm glad you asked.......
Hack and Slash managed to get together for some intense training down in the warm Florida sunshine. It keeps us in the fine physical condition that our show demands, quickens our reflexes and deepens our tans.
Hack will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival and The Tenessee Renaissance Festivalas the entertainment director.
Slash is meeting with some "Canadian TV Guys" (that's as specific as I'm going to get.) who want to put a show together that features Slash's alias "Barry Croaker" the gravedigger that writes children's books. Barry has gotten to be quite popular up in the Great White North through his work with The Tartan Terrors in the touring stage production "Cielidh!". Maybe by the end of march we'll have something signed and it'll be official. Stay tuned!
Slash will be appearing the first two weekends of The Georgia Renaissance Festival as Barry Croaker.
Was that Slash and the lovely red-headed dancer from the Tartan Terrors on that movie set with Robin Williams, Danny DeVito and Edward Norton? Yep, we have been working on the upcoming movie "Death to Smoochy" in which Robin is a washed up kid's show host, working frantically to sabotage the success of his replacement (Ed Norton, from Fight club and Primal Fear) "Smoochy" a Barney-like purple rhino. They are all three outstandingly nice guys and have taken many opportunities to meet and joke around with everyone on the set. Danny was pleased to receive the gift of a Tartan Terror T-shirt (The Haggis one) and this week, Robin's voice was heard saying from a balcony directly above, "Hey, I could spit on you from here." What a guy.
Oh yeah, get this. Slash is working on is doctoral degree in hypnosis. (Bet you didn't know that.) In November, he spent a week in CA, working with Ormand McGill, the "Dean of American Hypnosis" on his new hypno show. Broon came out and took Slash out to the "Hooters" in Long Beach and Slash hypnotized TWO of the waitresses! Slash did his show up in Canada already and it's a real hoot. Look for him to start hypnotizing folks at the Great Lakes Medieval Faire this season!
See our Faire Dates page for complete schedule of our "Two Guys with Swords" tour. Does anyone have a better tour name idea? If so, email me with your idea.
Until next we meet, Adios mis abuelitas de la noche!
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